He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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