she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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