idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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