I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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