im gay
i know
yea but for you.
i would punch a child for taco bell
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
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Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
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People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
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