So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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