So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
she looked like the before picture.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
Randomize
