Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
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She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
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I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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