he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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