just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Randomize
