Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
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you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
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I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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