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There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
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She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
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The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
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He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
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I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
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