I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
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He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
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you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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