no you cant smoke seaweed
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
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He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
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He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.