is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
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remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
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I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion