Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.