K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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