What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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