So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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