did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
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She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
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He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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