How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
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I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
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I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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