I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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