puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
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Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
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I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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