is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Someone signed my nipple.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
Randomize
