i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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