Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
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