Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
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I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
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I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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