The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
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you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
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I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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