Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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