i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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