We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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