So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
