And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
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