there was a trapeze. enough said
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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