have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
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My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
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No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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