No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
vagina is talking i cant
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
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at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
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I just blew my weed a kiss
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
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