it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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