Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
