Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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