Christians are straight up FREAKS
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
I just googled if crying burns calories
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Randomize
