i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
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This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
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Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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