if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
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I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
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I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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