North Korea, Best Korea!
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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