My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
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we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
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Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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