These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
me + whiskey = a bad person
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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