Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I want a musical about memes.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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