ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Are my feet made of real feet?
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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