I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
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youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
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I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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