I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
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You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
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I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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