She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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