The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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