Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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