Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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