Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
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