I'm really into asian looking animals
I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Randomize
