Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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